I Am Feeling FAT and SASSY

November 18, 2015 Text One comment
mars and earth

Today is brought to you by the quantity 1/3 G. Go on a diet, Mother Earth. Be more like Mars. Or maybe, you know, try spinning slower.

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  1. Abdullah Hamad says:
    October 1, 2016 at 2:44 am

    Anyone who asks to be sent to Mars is going to be delivered unto Pluto.

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