Tag Archive for Video Games

My Reaction To A Very Important Lecture On Video Game Design

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One big frustration with modern video game design, is if you try to be nice to EVERYONE, then you default to nuetrality and losing, instead of getting to be a high level hero, because rewards for completing content are insufficient… Read more…

Cigarettes, Airdamage, And Storms Of Plane Fleets Landing.

The Adventures of Lunk – Cyanide and Happiness

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Here is the right hand portion of a user interface input controller I designed: The left hand side is symmetrically arranged. Right and left input controllers, when combined together, are called the Deckastick. It’s 10 joysticks with eight directions each,… Read more…

World War Whatever

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I’m a Starcraft player that plays on ladder (no eSports for me). One of the biggest advantages these machines have is that they can select as many attack pathways as they want in a single Hz, whereas a human player… Read more…

The Intergalactic Secret Police

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Alex Jones lives in my town. He misreported on my father’s death. The FBI raided my family’s house because my father ran the Palestinian Children’s Welfare Fund that passed out money and clothes and toys and planted trees and dug… Read more…

See The World, They Said…

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Between computer simulations and virtualizations, didactery, action movie funding, advertising, dragnets, hallucinations, air strikes, and product abuse, some strange society has easily spent over $1 Billion trying to kill me. Good thing I’m infinite and mass produced. I don’t give… Read more…

Diablo 3 LAN

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My partner is camera shy, but I’m plastered to every wall playing Diablo 3, and watching a video I made of myself playing Diablo 3 while making a video of myself. Videos on all four squares of the wall. Only… Read more…

Adult Only Toothpick Transfers, Part II!

Adult Only Toothpick Transfers, Part II!

Hell On Earth, First Thing In The Morning

Hell On Earth, First Thing In The Morning

Adult-Only Toothpick Transfers

Adult-Only Toothpick Transfers

Celebrating pacifism week with Kongregate.com.

Investigating My Own Modern Day Death

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I am certain that my death was in some regard a punishment for deforming geometric pixels in software simulators. I have always lamented the shift from software simulators away from cheap, simple edutainment, and towards violence. These simulators are highly addictive,… Read more…

A Friendly Letter from Your Neighborhood Blizzard Wizard

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Abdullah Hamad recommends Warcraft III: Reforged. Introduction Warcraft is the reason I’m so in love with the RTS genre. I’m so happy to hear there is going to be a remaster, and I hope everything goes smoothly over at Blizzard… Read more…

The Gods Of Thieves

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I hate it when a product breaks, and I am given a refurbished model after sending it in for a repair. The refurbished model is NEVER as good as the original. I’ve even traded for a refurb of a refurb,… Read more…

Back to the Frat with a Baseball Hat

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Is there a Sigma [Pi Kappa] (Σ[πκ]) frat for PC gamers and mathematicians focusing on microcosmal software virtualization investigations for realism and physical fidelity? Focuses would include: 1) Database search of metaphysical-universal, semantically-static objects via tagging and set theory and… Read more…

Mutants Welcome v. C

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Right now, I’m trying to build a Nuka Cola & Cryo Cream “Floats” Space Bar in Bethesda‘s Fallout 4 Workshop \ Creation Club Mod System, as obtainable, and giftable, through the Steam ( https://www.steampowered.com ) web portal. Pictured: Steam Client… Read more…

Nerd Baller Secure Computer for Predicting the Future

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I think my next nest PC is going to be a media live production, network cloud working, and streaming box. It will have an under-powered sound channel card, graphics card, and tv tuner for export of selective media to others…. Read more…

The Art of The Videogame of War

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Professional military advice: When you are under fire by siege weapons in a video game, make an effort to move all of your own ranged units back into an attack formation upon the offending units in projectile activity, so as… Read more…

Improvised Music Addenda To Sapient Organism Samorost 3

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                      Helluva ride. The game music is very accepting of horn overlay, perhaps as an “in” to the main character listening and playing on his own horn throughout the game!… Read more…

Banging on Heaven’s Doorstep

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I think the PRIMARY reason people love [super hero movies] is that [the main character] is [always] on like [quests]] that [bear] [confusing similarity] to [reality] [at the time the movie was released]. That being said, I haven’t seen Warcraft… Read more…

Post DigitoCoital Letdown

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Summation of the Steam video game presentation hellhole as follows is why  I’m not particularly interested in Steam Machines or SteamVR or Steam Controllers. What a waste of time. iTunes is pretty shit, too. All these builds are bad. At… Read more…

Fresh Meat

Wizard

Now doing decent damage in Torment II difficulty. After I found that KKK-looking helm, called Crown of the Primus, with all runes unlocked for the wizard’s slow time ability, and transmuted it to look more acceptable (Immortal King helm rules),… Read more…

Bringing it All Together

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New game idea: “Neverborn: Brush with Death”. Game is realistic as opposed to cartoony. The setting is dystopian, high-tech transhuman, body-mod Cyberpunk, mashed up with hipster beards and brown-suits gothic Steampunk. Character skills include Computer Science and Hacking, Technology Modding and… Read more…

Gibs and Greif!

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What if recent intimations in society regarding the holographic nature of the universe, and the idea that life is a virtualization are merely outgrowths of the 3D video game industry’s success in mastering the nature of reality into mechanical simile?… Read more…

sUPRAcURRENCYiNDICATION

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[ONE, TWO, SKIP A FEW…THREE, FOUR, SKIP SOME MORE.] [IN SERT CRED IT] *clink, thunk, plink* [PEN NY RE CEIVED.] [PLEASE EN TER A COM MAND.] (1)+1+1+1+1 /Return [= 5] /Print5CentCoin *ching* [PLEASE RE MOVE NIC KEL] [IN SERT CRED IT]… Read more…

Mathematical Collision Detection

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Calculating collisions in a software graphing engine: 1. Each object in your simulation is represented by a matrix overlayed on a three dimensional grid, defining the space it occupies with points. For this example, let us posit that there are two objects… Read more…

The Stuff of Legends

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It would be cool to design a color capture device on TVs and computers to collect visual display components, separate the good from the bad, and construct things with them. It would be cool to create an interactive chemical-animation flatscreen science… Read more…

Neighborhood Stimulus

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The only way to escape the current high prices and spiraling unemployment caused by increased population is for businesses to hire above their expected needs for labor, allowing more liquid assets to be distributed into the local environment to counteract… Read more…