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Attached are photographs of the garden just East of the main building on UT campus. The plants are adapted for hot and dry environments. There are already scrub grasses and prickly pears in Westlake, but the other plants are sorely… Read more…
I would like to see more Dude Soup covering the prevalence of interactive wireframe deepfake models to rip people off. The fad follows in the footsteps of MS Word 2002’s Clippy and Bonzai Buddy. My computer talks to me ALL… Read more…
Here’s a link to my YouTube Channel, for anyone who’s curious. Absolute Zer0 Some interesting stuff there. I haven’t invested as much time in YouTube.com as I have in RenaissanceMusings.com, and I apologize in advance for the potato quality. I… Read more…
Here is the right hand portion of a user interface input controller I designed: The left hand side is symmetrically arranged. Right and left input controllers, when combined together, are called the Deckastick. It’s 10 joysticks with eight directions each,… Read more…
Up late, burning the midnight oil, and running math calculations on my smartphone while comparing the website character profiles to the in-game stat sheets. Forum Post Original Post: 2 hours ago (Edited) Blizzard Character Stat Sheet My season 16 necromancer,… Read more…
The road is living, cobbled from death, and animated. It has always been older than the oldest memory I have. It feeds on travelers, upon their confinement within the mazes of its form, and grows. Transit, and all of its… Read more…
People who look at porn and violent media and drugs and other illegal content online are often prone to deleting their browsing histories and knocking out the web browser’s stored cache of valuable data on a regular basis. This may… Read more…
Look at all this confusion! How in the world are people supposed to understand simple statements with a language this full of misconception. I know for a fact that people will simplify their statements before they make an effort to… Read more…
I found a shady place to sit, the dark of night obscuring it. In darkness, being; safe from harm, I felt a sense of peace and calm. There came a bright and pulsing light, to burn away the cooling night…. Read more…
Here is a video of THE PASTAFARIAN. To allay the disgruntlement of those shamed by the censored nude form, the recipe for The Pastafarian is as follows: Ingredients – Boiling water filled with Middle Eastern medium grain rice, Far Eastern… Read more…
In seeking to be a good communicator of modern language, there are four primary areas in which a listener, speaker, writer, and thinker might encounter trouble. If the speech produces a sound identical to a sound that the listener has… Read more…
Facebook Crossppost. It will be cleaned up and edited, eventually. Hot of the data backups. Mods of the internet have it out for this post. Copy a copy for urself asap, and then feel free to come back for the… Read more…
PolySpringPendulOSussAtIonAtOr SymmetroFootAboutTheLegHingeFlexSpringLeggedJouleRodStaff Infinite legs, infinite toes, infinite arms, infinite fingers, infinite heads, infinite zibs, infinite sphincters, infinite sound sensors, infinite vision sensors, infinite temperature sensors, infinite tensile strength sensors, infinite center of gravity sensors, infinite friction sensors, infinite sense and force… Read more…
I was watching a Russian streamer on Twitch, and they were posting ping times at the beginning of their W3 games. Ping times are how long it takes for a message to get to the server and back. Even if… Read more…
Build a cone with the radius of of a single rod of arbitrary length and thickness, rotated 360 degrees, or 2 pi, if you don’t want to have to draw a 360 sided polygon of 360 triangles. Use coagulant extruded… Read more…
No predictive search for posts, tags, image names, video closed captioning transcripts, or so on and so forth in the WordPress plugin catalogue (See predictive search tag entry on the Word Press platform and apply the search heuristics to the… Read more…
Speckled Egg: Egg, salt, oil, pepper, thyme, marjoram, sage, fennel, honey-glazed shallot and sesame. The shallot is pressed with a rolling pin, dropped in the pan, drizzled with honey, and sprinkled with sesame. Tasted figgy. You prefer sweetb reads to… Read more…
Professional military advice: When you are under fire by siege weapons in a video game, make an effort to move all of your own ranged units back into an attack formation upon the offending units in projectile activity, so as… Read more…
For you, dear reader, so that you can know what kills us when we are at our weakest: In death, I feel as though I am changing rapidly in size, in warped relationship to the things in my environment, so… Read more…
I’m trying to get pageclicks on my website from Diablo 3 Redditors by offering a thousand gold per visit. Don’t like reddit? Make a login here on this website. No takers so far. Blizzard is externally very phobia-induced by outside… Read more…
Amazing new product: Doomsday Clock! The Doomsday Clock is really a Relativistic Time Minifabrication System Restore for the Universe. By referencing time minifabrication shenanigans, we must look to accelerated Pocket Universes (Rapidly Expanding or contracting bubbles [or more generally, topologies] in… Read more…
Summation of the Steam video game presentation hellhole as follows is why I’m not particularly interested in Steam Machines or SteamVR or Steam Controllers. What a waste of time. iTunes is pretty shit, too. All these builds are bad. At… Read more…
Here’s a messy first-draft of an Exponential Non Transitive Absolute Unit Conversion Algorithm I developed. Steal… Read more…
If police crime labs ever use quantum computers to determine who should be taken in, they will always bring in ALL suspects with ALL charges against them, and presume that they are both innocent AND guilty for trial purposes, no… Read more…
The public movement to digitize and share old media has been lost. All technologies are now incompatible with old forms of media, all software copying programs are non-functional, and all codecs for recording and playback are low quality or broken…. Read more…
Did you know you can generate more than five things to count with using just the fingers on a single hand? This may come in handy for use in complex languages and counting systems. You’ll find that the bits on computers… Read more…
“It gets better with age.” “Really?” “Yeah, little buddy, time heals all wounds!” “Reaalllyy!?!?” “You’ve just got to remember that there’s someone out there looking out for you to make sure you don’t get hurt.” “Oh. What if I don’t… Read more…
I’ve heard threats that the furry holocaust is coming. Aztec quetzal headed creatures. Indonesian tusked boar headed creatures. Indian elephant headed creatures. Egyptian jackal headed creatures. Greek bull headed creatures. Gothic bat headed creatures. European goat headed creatures. For a… Read more…
The systems of equations written on these lovely physics students’ backs appear complex enough to warrant examination. Let’s attempt to expand and define the variables fully and study some solutions, without getting distracted. The first diagram on the left, inscribed on the back… Read more…
Pictured below are two quick-and-dirty lists detailing point and counterpoint of good business practice vs. bad business practice. Feel free to use them to inform your decisions on what companies to do business with. Be sure to report any business with questionable practices… Read more…
I’ve recently convinced myself that Japanese and Arabic share a relation. While the two cultures are geographically far-flung, the semantic meanings in Arabic of the Japanese words for counting are difficult to ignore, and interesting to explore. Below is a… Read more…
Papaya Curry prepared in a wok with a variety of ingredients. Contents include grilled papaya strips, rough-cut tomatoes, soba soup stock, mushroom creme, coconut milk, side-cut carrots, cubed potatoes, mushroom slices, whole cashews, chili powder, black, red & white peppercorns,… Read more…
I have no idea why this is here… It’s a picture I’ve drawn of an anthropomorphic cell jamming to disco and eating an ice cream cone. I would totally hang out with this bacterium, if it weren’t for the likelihood… Read more…
A man and a woman sit upon the shore. They love one another so deeply, and finding no such love anywhere else, they decide, in that place, to stay together, with grains of sand washing away beneath them. The stars twinkle overhead, appearing… Read more…
“GIVE ME YOUR COOKIES” Cookie monster stopped by my house today and started using my computer. He thought he was in a café/bakery and went bananas, just flailing his arms and shouting at the computer. Here’s a description of… Read more…
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This website must be seen to be believed. I’m a mess on this service. I’m not at my prime any more, but at least I have Amazon Prime.