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If You So Much As TWITCH! (.TV)

Twitch Pepe

This website must be seen to be believed. I’m a mess on this service. I’m not at my prime any more, but at least I have Amazon Prime.

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May You Find Shade and Water


Attached are photographs of the garden just East of the main building on UT campus. The plants are adapted for hot and dry environments. There are already scrub grasses and prickly pears in Westlake, but the other plants are sorely… Read more…

Life Has Never Been More Fake


Names for this tech: Hallucinations Illusions Ghosting Virtual Reality Augmented Reality Visual Overlays Aenima Telepresence Holograms Holographs Telephantasm GUI Wrapper Heads Up Display IRL Wireframes IRL Deepfakes 3D Skins Happens to me all the time, at home and away from… Read more…

No More Clowning In THIS Funhaus


I would like to see more Dude Soup covering the prevalence of interactive wireframe deepfake models to rip people off. The fad follows in the footsteps of MS Word 2002’s Clippy and Bonzai Buddy. My computer talks to me ALL… Read more…

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youtube logo cat videos

Here’s a link to my YouTube Channel, for anyone who’s curious. Absolute Zer0 Some interesting stuff there. I haven’t invested as much time in as I have in, and I apologize in advance for the potato quality. I… Read more…

Twitter Embed, For The Verbose-Feint-Of-Heart

Twitter Andy

Abdullah Hamad’s Renaissance Musings Twitter Account  

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Decastick. LCD Tracker. Finger Control Bubble

Here is the right hand portion of a user interface input controller I designed: The left hand side is symmetrically arranged. Right and left input controllers, when combined together, are called the Deckastick. It’s 10 joysticks with eight directions each,… Read more…

The Devil Is In The Details


Up late, burning the midnight oil, and running math calculations on my smartphone while comparing the website character profiles to the in-game stat sheets. Forum Post Original Post: 2 hours ago (Edited) Blizzard Character Stat Sheet My season 16 necromancer,… Read more…

The Inescapability of Escape


The road is living, cobbled from death, and animated. It has always been older than the oldest memory I have. It feeds on travelers, upon their confinement within the mazes of its form, and grows. Transit, and all of its… Read more…

Efficiency In Web Browsing

The More You Know

People who look at porn and violent media and drugs and other illegal content online are often prone to deleting their browsing histories and knocking out the web browser’s stored cache of valuable data on a regular basis. This may… Read more…

Everything’s Gonna Be O.K. PSYCHE!

Question Mark

Look at all this confusion! How in the world are people supposed to understand simple statements with a language this full of misconception. I know for a fact that people will simplify their statements before they make an effort to… Read more…

Juggling Work and Life


There are three objects rotating around a center point, sitting a good distance away from three other objects rotating around a different center point. This proof is to calculate exactly the force, velocity, distance, and time necessary to move one… Read more…

In the Death of Hectic Night

The Vampire’s Rest

I found a shady place to sit, the dark of night obscuring it. In darkness, being; safe from harm, I felt a sense of peace and calm. There came a bright and pulsing light, to burn away the cooling night…. Read more…

Delicious New Product

Michelangelo Flying Spaghetti Monster

Here is a video of THE PASTAFARIAN. To allay the disgruntlement of those shamed by the censored nude form, the recipe for The Pastafarian is as follows: Ingredients – Boiling water filled with Middle Eastern medium grain rice, Far Eastern… Read more…

Mutants Welcome v. C


Right now, I’m trying to build a Nuka Cola & Cryo Cream “Floats” Space Bar in Bethesda‘s Fallout 4 Workshop \ Creation Club Mod System, as obtainable, and giftable, through the Steam ( ) web portal. Pictured: Steam Client… Read more…

Phonetic Language Homophyse Diminishment Script

Disambiguation Cheat Sheet

In seeking to be a good communicator of modern language, there are four primary areas in which a listener, speaker, writer, and thinker might encounter trouble. If the speech produces a sound identical to a sound that the listener has… Read more…

Generalized Summation of the Area, Circumference, and Volume of An Arbitrarily Sided, Symmetrically Ideal Proportioned, Polymentional, Circle-Gon

Circle Integration 1

                      Top, mid, and bottom of my formulation for, “Generalized Summation of the Area, Circumference, and Volume of An Arbitrarily Sided, Symmetrically Ideal Proportioned, Polymentional, Circle-Gon”. Done shortly after my… Read more…



Facebook Crossppost. It will be cleaned up and edited, eventually. Hot of the data backups. Mods of the internet have it out for this post. Copy a copy for urself asap, and then feel free to come back for the… Read more…

Double Helix is the Cure for Kinky


PolySpringPendulOSussAtIonAtOr SymmetroFootAboutTheLegHingeFlexSpringLeggedJouleRodStaff Infinite legs, infinite toes, infinite arms, infinite fingers, infinite heads, infinite zibs, infinite sphincters, infinite sound sensors, infinite vision sensors, infinite temperature sensors, infinite tensile strength sensors, infinite center of gravity sensors, infinite friction sensors, infinite sense and force… Read more…

The All-Seeing Eye(s)


I was watching a Russian streamer on Twitch, and they were posting ping times at the beginning of their W3 games. Ping times are how long it takes for a message to get to the server and back. Even if… Read more…

Make It So


Build a cone with the radius of of a single rod of arbitrary length and thickness, rotated 360 degrees, or 2 pi, if you don’t want to have to draw a 360 sided polygon of 360 triangles. Use coagulant extruded… Read more…

WordPress Fail

Cookie Monster

No predictive search for posts, tags, image names, video closed captioning transcripts, or so on and so forth in the WordPress plugin catalogue (See predictive search tag entry on the Word Press platform and apply the search heuristics to the… Read more…

Speckled Eggs on Toast, What a Post!


Speckled Egg: Egg, salt, oil, pepper, thyme, marjoram, sage, fennel, honey-glazed shallot and sesame. The shallot is pressed with a rolling pin, dropped in the pan, drizzled with honey, and sprinkled with sesame. Tasted figgy. You prefer sweetb reads to… Read more…

The Art of The Videogame of War


Professional military advice: When you are under fire by siege weapons in a video game, make an effort to move all of your own ranged units back into an attack formation upon the offending units in projectile activity, so as… Read more…

Shadowed Mind


For you, dear reader, so that you can know what kills us when we are at our weakest: In death, I feel as though I am changing rapidly in size, in warped relationship to the things in my environment, so… Read more…

“I Sense A Soul In Search Of Answers”


I’m trying to get pageclicks on my website from Diablo 3 Redditors by offering a thousand gold per visit. Don’t like reddit? Make a login here on this website. No takers so far. Blizzard is externally very phobia-induced by outside… Read more…

This Doomsday Clock Design Purrs Like A Kitten

doomsday clocks

Amazing new product: Doomsday Clock! The Doomsday Clock is really a Relativistic Time Minifabrication System Restore for the Universe. By referencing time minifabrication shenanigans, we must look to accelerated Pocket Universes (Rapidly Expanding or contracting bubbles [or more generally, topologies] in… Read more…

Post DigitoCoital Letdown


Summation of the Steam video game presentation hellhole as follows is why  I’m not particularly interested in Steam Machines or SteamVR or Steam Controllers. What a waste of time. iTunes is pretty shit, too. All these builds are bad. At… Read more…

SI Units Are Not Your Friends Any More


                                                  Here’s a messy first-draft of an Exponential Non Transitive Absolute Unit Conversion Algorithm I developed. Steal… Read more…

Quantum Computing Completeness Entaglement

Sherrif Badge

If police crime labs ever use quantum computers to determine who should be taken in, they will always bring in ALL suspects with ALL charges against them, and presume that they are both innocent AND guilty for trial purposes, no… Read more…

“Never Apologize to Anyone for Who You Are” -Riad E. Hamad

Riad Elsolh Hamad

Some acts are unforgivable, and the act of forgiveness denies a force of balancing power in nature to punish or abolish the perpetrator or source of the unforgivable acts. Forgiveness is intimately tied to honor and respect in the psyche,… Read more…

When Laws Prevent Progress

Movie Collection

The public movement to digitize and share old media has been lost. All technologies are now incompatible with old forms of media, all software copying programs are non-functional, and all codecs for recording and playback are low quality or broken…. Read more…

Electro M&M Flux


Thinking of physics while choking down the government dole. Green runs, Yellow chases, Blue hovers. Repulsion, Attraction, and Charge around an Atom.

Voiceless Counting


Did you know you can generate more than five things to count with using just the fingers on a single hand? This may come in handy for use in complex languages and counting systems. You’ll find that the bits on computers… Read more…

Automated Anything Processors


Thanks for the spying relevancy and delivery, Digg. It always weirds me out when my doodles and diagrams hit my social media front pages days or weeks later. This is what I found waiting for me on Digg a few… Read more…

Turn for the Unexpected


“It gets better with age.” “Really?” “Yeah, little buddy, time heals all wounds!” “Reaalllyy!?!?” “You’ve just got to remember that there’s someone out there looking out for you to make sure you don’t get hurt.” “Oh. What if I don’t… Read more…

Medical-Psychiatric Myth, Bagged and Tagged (Medley)

Quack Doctor

Turn off  Audio Description (AD) on your TV if you get the impression that it is talking to you or following your thoughts or actions. It’s a free and sometimes automatic service for visually impaired viewers that follows their moves… Read more…

Ancient Empire

American Gods

I’ve heard threats that the furry holocaust is coming. Aztec quetzal headed creatures. Indonesian tusked boar headed creatures. Indian elephant headed creatures. Egyptian jackal headed creatures. Greek bull headed creatures. Gothic bat headed creatures. European goat headed creatures. For a… Read more…

Study Break (NSFW)

Free Condom

The systems of equations written on these lovely physics students’ backs appear complex enough to warrant examination. Let’s attempt to expand and define the variables fully and study some solutions, without getting distracted. The first diagram on the left, inscribed on the back… Read more…

Thanks, I’ll Pass… Hey! Let Go of My Arm!

Better Business Bureau

Pictured below are two quick-and-dirty lists detailing point and counterpoint of good business practice vs. bad business practice. Feel free to use them to inform your decisions on what companies to do business with. Be sure to report any business with questionable practices… Read more…


Japanese Numbers

I’ve recently convinced myself that Japanese and Arabic share a relation. While the two cultures are geographically far-flung, the semantic meanings in Arabic of the Japanese words for counting are difficult to ignore, and interesting to explore. Below is a… Read more…

…And Now for Something Eggs-plicitly Different

God-Tier Curry

Papaya Curry prepared in a wok with a variety of ingredients. Contents include grilled papaya strips, rough-cut tomatoes, soba soup stock, mushroom creme, coconut milk, side-cut carrots, cubed potatoes, mushroom slices, whole cashews, chili powder, black, red & white peppercorns,… Read more…

Ladies and Germs

CGI Bacteria

I have no idea why this is here… It’s a picture I’ve drawn of an anthropomorphic cell jamming to disco and eating an ice cream cone. I would totally hang out with this bacterium, if it weren’t for the likelihood… Read more…

Hello, Operator?

Hidden Markov Model

Let’s assume for the moment that the operator “[ A B C D …] > [ I J K L … ]” indicates the use of a veiled existential threat by the set [ A B C D … ], composed… Read more…

The Squid and the Whale

Giant Squid and Whale

A man and a woman sit upon the shore. They love one another so deeply, and finding no such love anywhere else, they decide, in that place, to stay together, with grains of sand washing away beneath them. The stars twinkle overhead, appearing… Read more…

Screenplay: Absolute Value

Absolute Value

In the beginning… Some people say Money is Power. Everybody says Time is Money, but Math is Money, too, baby. There are even some people who say E equals m c squared, a relation between the energy in a given… Read more…

Arabic Calligraphy

Calligraphy Set

Counterclockwise from bottom-right (image has been mirrored and flipped upside-down and recopied by some unknown stranger): Cow, Elephant. Mouse, Dog, Spider.

Hard-up, Creeped-out Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster

  “GIVE ME YOUR COOKIES” Cookie monster stopped by my house today and started using my computer. He thought he was in a café/bakery and went bananas, just flailing his arms and shouting at the computer. Here’s a description of… Read more…