Human Life: Approximate Retail Value Variable

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Sadly, I think the penalty for the pet store flower I accused the balding, long-blonde-haired employee (The one that looked like my high school Euphonium rival (but wasn’t!)) of taking out of my bag after breaking my plastic fish tank container when kicking the bag I was carrying, and him running back into the store with my receipt as I stood there, using a superfast “beep” and two moving twins (twin paradox) operation in order to replace the receipt with a refactored one and take the flower and keep it, and simultaneously look like he was walking slowly away and back, and then the hyperactive, rushed looking Indian man at the register trying to assuage me with an iPhone calculation when I returned later that day with my Uncle and Mother in order to try and reclaim my misplaced property, after they performed four register operations (two hidden) in order to double-charge the card and then have one of the charges reserved during the delay before one of them was removed, raise the price of the complementing items, and then print a second, faked store receipt, and then swap the original with it is death. Mine.

I saw it happen with superfast images, and had been trying to track these superfast images and movements hundreds of times before, times with overpriced goods and the same beeping noise and “double registers” at other markets, where I did nothing, and murders and body doubles in the hospital, and in break-ins into my home, and in transactions that had been happening for months, with false images presented by the perpetrators to confuse the victims, driving me up the to the point of disbelief and confusion. Things like objects going missing and being replaced, and people disappearing and dying were happening every day. I maintain my innocence, and if someone wishes the death penalty on a person for taking a 2 cent piece of plastic flower that was being sold for just a few dollars, with evidence of occlusion and evidence that something fishy was happening at corporations across the city, they have another thing coming.

If I lost my case at trial, the government would kill me. If I won, the lawyers of every other corporation would investigate and allow them to do the same, and then they would lose against the people they took from, as it is a nearly impossible case to fight in the face of people’s disbelief. I assume you would rather have me dead than let this get out, but I direct you to Naruto on Hulu, and maintain that it is both known about, and real.

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I suspected they were going to keep the item that was in my bag, refactor their prices, and then say I bought the other items in my bag at a higher price then I actually did, in order to make up for the difference in price, inflating the price for everyone else after me, until it showed up on my statement as the same price, which I have vocal evidence of them trying to do before I interrupted them halfway through their arguments when I went back to the store in order to claim my item

I suspect solipsism, the many worlds paradox, and refresh rates on people’s eyes had something to do with this.

 

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