People who commit crimes should get sent to educational theme parks for learning the proper way to be an adult instead of enduring expensive trials and prison sentences. I would much rather have prison guards be ride operators and retain the same pay, and as a prisoner, eat popcorn at a show than chocolate from another man’s asshole in a grudgingly-guarded cell.
“Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.” -Evelyn Waugh
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