Fizzy Rail

Telephone Wire

Localized, buzzing teleelectric wire with radiating cylindrical emissions following a repeating pattern with discrete substructure. Wire. Ow. Ow. Ow. Must report to operating authority. Repairative agent will record radial waves and look for waveform encoding, then repair the emitters that are illegally bounding the line so that whoever’s playing jump rope with the compression wave transmission cable can eat crow. Make the ow go away. The form of transmission I am referencing is similar to asking a girl out on a date by stabbing her in the head with needles.

I hope there isn’t some fucking ubermensch creature that can hear those spikes and make sense of them without a computational translition matrix.

Alternative hypothesis: Every condo has a unique circuitry and unique external air conditioning unit. Some of them are not operating within acceptable parameters. Lets contact the HOA and conduct a survey.

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