Student Nano-Engineering Project: Born from Ride

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Requesting 100 Gazillion (Un-metered Un-divided Krillograms) worth of no-cost, stably-reproducing, fickle-eating, shit-tethered, flying shrimp to take all the nasty dirt that is everywhere to somewhere else. They are to confine the filth within long sheaths that exit from their rectums and are anchored to their home base within a whale. Simultaneously, the whale is to be made of this extruded waste with little entrance holes in his tooth plate, like a pasta strainer, big enough to eat all of the tubes like spaghetti while following the flying shrimp, without consuming anything else, like an awesome charioteer, and who increases in size continuously, and when the whale is done, it is to extrude the entire collection into a two-legged, Olympianically-proportioned, humanoid, walking, Shrimp-headed god, who will rule over all of shrimp-kind and be told stories about how awesome he is by the shrimp for a thousand years. Use a sub-molecular 3D printer in the shape of a flying shrimp that creates parts for, and assembles crews of sub-molecular 3D printers in the shape of a flying shrimp that generates poop in the shape of whale chariots, recursively, to do it.
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