Archive for January 2014

Protrusion Goes Where?


It is possible for two creatures that look nothing alike to have the ability to breed (sexual dimorphism). It is possible for two creatures that look exactly the same to have no ability to breed with one another (co-developmental physiological… Read more…

How Weird Is That?


If your roto rooter can’t extend from it’s tips, retract it’s stems, split and develop out new branches from any position, twist and coil and wave and change direction of its parts, study the entire network with every available tool… Read more…

Crusty Old Lies


Facial Recognition software is a total crash market because of phenotypal selective breeding, surgery, material coating, and interracial recognitional incomprehension. Fingerprinting is a total crash market because of skin engraving. DNA testing is a total crash market because of pre… Read more…

The Longest Con


✝is not the sign of Christianity. It is the sign of Televangelism. It is the telephone pole. Defined as such, it is death, decay, disease, disaster, detestation, and deconstruction, and that is all that supercysts on the outer surface of the pole’s all-powerful being,… Read more…

The Stuff of Legends


It would be cool to design a color capture device on TVs and computers to collect visual display components, separate the good from the bad, and construct things with them. It would be cool to create an interactive chemical-animation flatscreen science… Read more…

Ulterior Motivations


Different tiers of atmospheric components settle at different elevations. The empire is filthy as fuck (plagues, industry, waste, capitalism, race slavery, technology). That is to say, if the colony I was in was indeed run by English, British-speaking, and British-cultured… Read more…

Student Nano-Engineering Project: Born from Ride


Requesting 100 Gazillion (Un-metered Un-divided Krillograms) worth of no-cost, stably-reproducing, fickle-eating, shit-tethered, flying shrimp to take all the nasty dirt that is everywhere to somewhere else. They are to confine the filth within long sheaths that exit from their rectums… Read more…

Break Me off a Piece of That


Before petabytes, there were terabytes. Before terabytes, there were gigabytes. Before gigabytes, there were megabytes. Before megabytes, there were kilobytes. Before kilobytes, we probably should have measured in hectobytes and decabytes. Before that, there were just bytes. Within bytes, we… Read more…

Little Bo Peep? Oh, Where are your Sheep?


Sheepherd =  Chevalies = Chav = Chef = Suff = Suffer = Sephaerdic = Shuffle = Shouf = Chafe = Chief = Souf = Saffrun = Saif = Shiv = Shoufa = Shuffit = Saf-fir = Shift = Feif =… Read more…