Finally, An Answer

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Human life essentially approximates that of a humiliated monkey trying to cover their own ass and run from a wild cougar, while simultaneously being browbeaten by their mother and ignored by their father, as their potential mate is watching, all the while trying to scrape together enough food from climbing stunted trees to squeeze out a turd to throw at the monster. The intended target is left to your imagination.

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