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Fuck You, Buddy

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I know that this universe was not intended for mankind, because the laws of the universe so often operate in direct and immediate countermandant opposition so as to spite to my increasingly-crippled self. I often feel the sensation that I am… Read more…

Frontpage Headlines of the Real Present

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“Man Is Eternally Fucked by Lobotomy from Entropic, AI-Controlled Nano Tech Blade from Beyond Enceladeus, Weilded by Sentient, Plant Alien from Another Universe with Varying Laws of Nature in Play” “Credit Card Tip Calculations Mutate And Evolve, Starting Bar Brawl… Read more…