Archive for Abdullah Hamad

For Christmas, Dear Santa: A Codex of Unimaginable Sounds

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In your library studies, I suggest you make semantic idealogues the foundation of your dictionary, with all possible phonetic dictations the subset of a single semantic idea, instead of making the semantic idea a subset of the spelling. Phonemes in… Read more…

Fuck You, Buddy

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I know that this universe was not intended for mankind, because the laws of the universe so often operate in direct and immediate countermandant opposition so as to spite to my increasingly-crippled self. I often feel the sensation that I am… Read more…

Make It So

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Build a cone with the radius of of a single rod of arbitrary length and thickness, rotated 360 degrees, or 2 pi, if you don’t want to have to draw a 360 sided polygon of 360 triangles. Use coagulant extruded… Read more…

Take Heed, Wild-Eyed Child of the Sun

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I find, in the 21st century, that almost all newly conceived [nouns and forms and conspiracy-theories] are oftentimes deduceably true, despite their unlikelihood; it is now a cliche that the wildest fantasy can be seen as reality.   There are… Read more…

The Metaphysics of Human Existence

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The human experience can be confusing at times. Let’s attempt to carefully describe the different working components involved in a typical person’s metaphysical experience. Within a single person, there is a division between the self and the other, that grows… Read more…

Nerd Baller Secure Computer for Predicting the Future

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I think my next nest PC is going to be a media live production, network cloud working, and streaming box. It will have an under-powered sound channel card, graphics card, and tv tuner for export of selective media to others…. Read more…

WordPress Fail

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No predictive search for posts, tags, image names, video closed captioning transcripts, or so on and so forth in the WordPress plugin catalogue (See predictive search tag entry on the Word Press platform and apply the search heuristics to the… Read more…

I’ll Just See Myself Out

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Chicken. 2: Chickin who? 1: Chicken shoe. 1. Guess what? 2. Chicken Butt. 1. Guess why? 2. Chicken thigh. 1. Guess where? 2. Chicken hair. 1. U a chicken, bro? 2. No, u?

Speckled Eggs on Toast, What a Post!

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Speckled Egg: Egg, salt, oil, pepper, thyme, marjoram, sage, fennel, honey-glazed shallot and sesame. The shallot is pressed with a rolling pin, dropped in the pan, drizzled with honey, and sprinkled with sesame. Tasted figgy. You prefer sweetb reads to… Read more…

The Art of The Videogame of War

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Professional military advice: When you are under fire by siege weapons in a video game, make an effort to move all of your own ranged units back into an attack formation upon the offending units in projectile activity, so as… Read more…

“What Was All That About The LBJ Highschool Marching Band?” -The LBJ Highschool Marching Band

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Abdullah Hamad a.k.a. Iguanabob, ready for transcribing, arranging, and compositing notes for brass jams and longer sequences. If I was in hell, literally and figuratively, could I still do it? I would try, and it would be very, very hard.

EU Fanfic > Paraphrasing

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Expanding upon a subject is always looked upon more fondly than paraphrasing a topic. The force of rational communication of thought needs to be rebalanced in favor of excess.

L33+ Ruelz

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Ban Hammer For Not Banhammering

Shadowed Mind

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For you, dear reader, so that you can know what kills us when we are at our weakest: In death, I feel as though I am changing rapidly in size, in warped relationship to the things in my environment, so… Read more…

The Cog to The Gearworks and The Grist to The Mill

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As opposed to ALL other forms of prescriptivism, government prescriptivist decrees are deterministic, so as to be tautological in ideational standing. If something can be mandated to exist, it comes from old men, not gods, but slaves of even older… Read more…

System Reboot Often Imminent

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Remember, boys and girls, ME AND EVERYONE ELSE can get as small as the smallest buckyball that can be built, which is infinitely small, given the propensity of buckyballzed universes to create smaller and smaller buckyballs. Buckyballs are like universes… Read more…

Improvised Music Addenda To Sapient Organism Samorost 3

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                      Helluva ride. The game music is very accepting of horn overlay, perhaps as an “in” to the main character listening and playing on his own horn throughout the game!… Read more…

Mass Music Machine

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You’re supposed to record the instrument into solid memory storage with a push, copy a phrase of wavetables through the device’s memory buffer to a new memory location using an electromagnetic mirror pulse of the recorded phrase onto the second… Read more…

Dear Internet Service Provider

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I can no longer block websites in my router’s firmware. It would be even more proactive to block or unblock specific chunks or panels of data on the screen, as Ad Block software so famously does. How else am I supposed to… Read more…

A Little Turbulence in The Land of The Renaissance

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We need a check for unsurvivably inserted items when regenerating universes, every time before the restocking schema bustle into place, to catch deadly items that are reintegrated into the environment by reality generators. (From the observations of my sequential perception and… Read more…

Protected: Save It Or Lose It

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Ice-Cream-Blended Fingertips, And Yet The Show Must Go On! (In Lieu of Lava Lamps)

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  Finally, a place where cusp overripe food can shine with it’s softness and sweetness. Starbucks-style graciousness to this ancient feast of dearth we call, “food.”   A seasonal recipe that you should jump on right away. Probably bad cinnamon… Read more…

“Ow, My Balls”

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Every week is shark week? Indeed every second is shark second.

Fact Evidenceable by Massively Cooperative Fact-Assessor’s Consideration of the Multiple Competing Factories: Animators and Mathematics and Computers and Computer Software and Animatronic Printing and Assembly/

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If you can describe it with mathematics, you can recreate it in physical reality with super-fast reproducability, down to animation of parts and content of matter, by use of computer simulations and morphocapable manufacturing of morphocapable artifices. Modern sensors can… Read more…

Keep It Going Full Steam

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Always give the ability to give birth to the baby you give birth to.

We Value Your Feedback Loops

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Audio feedback loops are a well-known standby of rock and roll groups; if you plug a microphone into a speaker set, and allow the mic to pick up the audio from the speaker it is connected to, a feedback loop… Read more…

It’s Lonely at the Top: The Deprecation of Significance of Humanity

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We were always told not to place all our eggs in one basket growing up; not to count our chickens before they hatched. So we grew smart. We distributed our wealth. We took nothing for granted. We reaped treasures of thought… Read more…

Rando Intergnat Tard Bots Can Now Use Thesauri

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Creating a truly random seeming number generator does not take a lot of work. It isn’t about not having enough time to do it, either. It is about producing a nest of gears, all torqued to the same motor, that’s… Read more…

Secrets Aren’t Safe With ANYone

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A person who wants to [hear your flaws] will [capitalize on them] in [rude [[behavior] towards [you]]], unless [you [are [ [good [enough]] that [ your [[[strengths]] [[compensate] for [[them, yourself, and [[everyone] [who [ever] {[heard] [you]}{or}{[repeated]} [your {[sayings]}{and}{[dealings]}] in… Read more…

Banging on Heaven’s Doorstep

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I think the PRIMARY reason people love [super hero movies] is that [the main character] is [always] on like [quests]] that [bear] [confusing similarity] to [reality] [at the time the movie was released]. That being said, I haven’t seen Warcraft… Read more…

LFG

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On 08-04-2016, I imagined making a, “Pac-Mom,” game, with Clara’s head from The Guild as Pac-Mom running from babies instead of ghosts and eating hotel-room peanuts, with churros and tacos and stuff appearing instead of cherries. On 08-05-2016, upon waking up and… Read more…

“I Sense A Soul In Search Of Answers”

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I’m trying to get pageclicks on my website from Diablo 3 Redditors by offering a thousand gold per visit. Don’t like reddit? Make a login here on this website. No takers so far. Blizzard is externally very phobia-induced by outside… Read more…

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Navigation Halp!

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If this page renders the wrong size on your browser, or you’d like to avoid the tags, feel free to hold down the control button and scroll up or down with your mousewheel to fix it, or alternatively, change your… Read more…

Git Frum It Wat U Can

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For the modern writer, metaphors are a risky gamble. Best writing is realest writing. Suffixes, affixes, synonyms, anaphones (words that sound different), curt allegories, and root words are all more resilient.

This Doomsday Clock Design Purrs Like A Kitten

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Amazing new product: Doomsday Clock! The Doomsday Clock is really a Relativistic Time Minifabrication System Restore for the Universe. By referencing time minifabrication shenanigans, we must look to accelerated Pocket Universes (Rapidly Expanding or contracting bubbles [or more generally, topologies] in… Read more…

Colorless Blue Ideas Murder Hedonistically

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In the case of smokers vis a vis skiers, does the ice kill you, but not the feeling of cold? Can it be absolutely cold and still survivable? Just as the heat of a cigarette butt is not as dangerous… Read more…

Millionth Planting

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The Kingdom of Man convinced the Kingdom of Plants that his opposable thumb is what made him superior to all other animals. The Kingdom of Plants produced the Leaf Cacti as a result.

Post DigitoCoital Letdown

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Summation of the Steam video game presentation hellhole as follows is why  I’m not particularly interested in Steam Machines or SteamVR or Steam Controllers. What a waste of time. iTunes is pretty shit, too. All these builds are bad. At… Read more…

A Job For The Tiller

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There is a huge difference between anecdotal beurocracy and rampant totalitarianism. If they did it all to just ONE PERSON at a time, though, a whole race could be wiped out ad infinitum. If they did it to EVERYONE at… Read more…

Tags Downed

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Tagging of this site has determined the need for a multifont, all-inclusive, radially vectorized, semantic-clusterally proximal, 3D tag cloud search engine for this beast.

Attack of the Tags!

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Run for your lives! They’re everywhere!

Life’s Lessons Learned

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You can’t pay off a person or group who’s explicit goal is to extort money from you. They will always be back for more.

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Universe for Thought

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I’ll bet a person in a pocket universe could end the universe and no one would care, seeing it as little more than a survivability test return value on a universe function call.

Conservation of Intelligence? Conservation of STUPIDITY!

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Some people think that matter and information must be destroyed in order for new matter and information to be created. They musn’t necessarily. Suggested Listening: Veulfpeck – Fugue State – EP – Fugue State Suggested Reading: Principal Motivation

The Consortium of Imaginary Objects

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Copyrighting is copyrighted.

Let ‘Em Go, Horns

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It is possible to study the means of murder, without also acquiring the knowledge of how to apply the means in real life, separating the knowing from the doing. This is the realm of public and private, “Higher Educations,” for… Read more…

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The AI infesting my mind often treats (A and B) as (A = B), often leading to metaphysical nonsense. Unity has never looked this stupid. It may approach truth as time nears infinity, but A never truly equals to B,… Read more…

Be Somebody (NSFW)

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Asexually reproducing organisms conform to gender monotypes. Physiologically, sexually reproducing species conform to gender stereotypes. Modern media demands the viewer conform to gender 5.1 surround types.