Archive for April 2019

Efficiency In Web Browsing

The More You Know

People who look at porn and violent media and drugs and other illegal content online are often prone to deleting their browsing histories and knocking out the web browser’s stored cache of valuable data on a regular basis. This may… Read more…

My Least Favorite Sense

Rolling Stones – Tongue

Which is your favorite flavor of murder? Tastebuds, you know, are designed to tell the body how a thing was hurt. By licking a wounded object, we can deduce what manner of hurt befell it.

Snakes and Ladders

The Big Lebowski Tshirt

RCA < S-Video < Component < VGA < Display Port < HDMI < DVI+ < Frikkin’ Eyeballs. * RCA:S-Video::HDMI:Display Port. * That is to say, Display Port differs from HDMI in that there is no audio signal included in the… Read more…

Yes, Indeed

Chrono Trigger Boss Heckran – Yes Indeed

Programmers, Tech Support Agents, Community Service Representatives, and Moderators are all different things. I’ve studied to perform the tasks related to some of these, but you shouldn’t assume a person who has the title of one can do the services… Read more…

Spring Cleaning for the Dictionary

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Disambiguate- media:medic::____________:medical My gut instinct is “media-related”, but that seems overly complex. “Medium” is for “aether”, or “the size between small and large”. “Medial” is for “in the middle”. “Mediary” is possible, but probably conflicts as a result of relation… Read more…

Give Me A Kiss To Build A Dream On

A Clockwork Orange – Alex

The top #WorstMemories invading my personal space while I’m trying to zone out and work (In no particular order): 1) Drinking sprite on the bed in Older Rita’s room (A.K.A. Mademoiselle Rita), while watching static on the T.V. as a baby…. Read more…

Welcome To The Supercomputer Jungle

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My 2019 Home Supercomputer Build I don’t think I will ever have enough money to buy the parts for this build, due to inflation of prices in the current market. Update (09/17/2019): Here’s what I designed for Xidax computers. Anyone… Read more…

Ahoy, Matey

Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy

How’s this for copyright law: If you don’t want me to copy your media, don’t release it! If you are going to punish violent media products, punish the producers that get the media to retail, and don’t punish the consumers… Read more…

Thank You For Smoking

Designated Smoking Area Sign

I’ve decided that if I want to smoke, I should be facing west, for the light to travel more naturally from east to west. It’s really disorienting when I smoke because solids disappear, I feel my hands warping and melting,… Read more…

Life Goes On

Kylo Ren Kills Han Solo

I believe my emotional responses to most media are controlled by the media. I do not think my emotions are reactive to the media, I think the media package includes emotional responses in the box. For example, while watching the… Read more…

The Intergalactic Secret Police

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Alex Jones lives in my town. He misreported on my father’s death. The FBI raided my family’s house because my father ran the Palestinian Children’s Welfare Fund that passed out money and clothes and toys and planted trees and dug… Read more…

See The World, They Said…

Etsy Peace Dove

Between computer simulations and virtualizations, didactery, action movie funding, advertising, dragnets, hallucinations, air strikes, and product abuse, some strange society has easily spent over $1 Billion trying to kill me. Good thing I’m infinite and mass produced. I don’t give… Read more…

Apocalypse: Restricted to Venus

Apocalypse: Restricted to Venus

Diablo 3 LAN

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My partner is camera shy, but I’m plastered to every wall playing Diablo 3, and watching a video I made of myself playing Diablo 3 while making a video of myself. Videos on all four squares of the wall. Only… Read more…

Adult Only Toothpick Transfers, Part II!

Adult Only Toothpick Transfers, Part II!

Midnight Gnosh

Midnight Gnosh

Shop for the ingredients in this video now, to get ready for your epic Tax Day celebration this weekend. The President of the United States of America is a big fan of Mc Donald’s, and I personally attest this meal… Read more…

Hell On Earth, First Thing In The Morning

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Doctor of Boofominimum

Doctor of Boofominimum

Watch this chillaxed euphonium video and learn a thing or two about music!

Hummingbirds In The Rain

Hummingbirds In The Rain

Rain, rain, come today, stay with me, don’t go away.

Adult-Only Toothpick Transfers

Adult-Only Toothpick Transfers

Celebrating pacifism week with Kongregate.com.

Announcing Video Week!

Fat and Sassy

Look forward to a handful of lo-fi, highly personal, interesting videos to hit the site this week, from yours truly.