Archive for October 2016

WordPress Fail


No predictive search for posts, tags, image names, video closed captioning transcripts, or so on and so forth in the WordPress plugin catalogue (See predictive search tag entry on the Word Press platform and apply the search heuristics to the… Read more…

I’ll Just See Myself Out


1: Knock knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Chicken. 2: Chickin who? 1: Chicken shoe. 1. Guess what? 2. Chicken Butt. 1. Guess why? 2. Chicken thigh. 1. Guess where? 2. Chicken hair. 1. U a chicken, bro? 2. No, u?

Speckled Eggs on Toast, What a Post!


Speckled Egg: Egg, salt, oil, pepper, thyme, marjoram, sage, fennel, honey-glazed shallot and sesame. The shallot is pressed with a rolling pin, dropped in the pan, drizzled with honey, and sprinkled with sesame. Tasted figgy. You prefer sweetb reads to… Read more…

The Art of The Videogame of War


Professional military advice: When you are under fire by siege weapons in a video game, make an effort to move all of your own ranged units back into an attack formation upon the offending units in projectile activity, so as… Read more…

“What Was All That About The LBJ Highschool Marching Band?” -The LBJ Highschool Marching Band


Abdullah Hamad a.k.a. Iguanabob, ready for transcribing, arranging, and compositing notes for brass jams and longer sequences. If I was in hell, literally and figuratively, could I still do it? I would try, and it would be very, very hard.

EU Fanfic > Paraphrasing


Expanding upon a subject is always looked upon more fondly than paraphrasing a topic. The force of rational communication of thought needs to be rebalanced in favor of excess.

L33+ Ruelz


Ban Hammer For Not Banhammering

Shadowed Mind


For you, dear reader, so that you can know what kills us when we are at our weakest: In death, I feel as though I am changing rapidly in size, in warped relationship to the things in my environment, so… Read more…

The Cog to The Gearworks and The Grist to The Mill


As opposed to ALL other forms of prescriptivism, government prescriptivist decrees are deterministic, so as to be tautological in ideational standing. If something can be mandated to exist, it comes from old men, not gods, but slaves of even older… Read more…