Archive for June 2016

“I Sense A Soul In Search Of Answers”


I’m trying to get pageclicks on my website from Diablo 3 Redditors by offering a thousand gold per visit. Don’t like reddit? Make a login here on this website. No takers so far. Blizzard is externally very phobia-induced by outside… Read more…

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Git Frum It Wat U Can


For the modern writer, metaphors are a risky gamble. Best writing is realest writing. Suffixes, affixes, synonyms, phobonyms (words that sound different), curt allegories, and root words are all more resilient.

This Doomsday Clock Design Purrs Like A Kitten


Amazing new product: Doomsday Clock! The Doomsday Clock is really a Relativistic Time Minifabrication System Restore for the Universe. By referencing time minifabrication shenanigans, we must look to accelerated Pocket Universes (Rapidly Expanding or contracting bubbles [or more generally, topologies] in… Read more…

Colorless Blue Ideas Murder Hedonistically


In the case of smokers vis a vis skiers, does the ice kill you, but not the feeling of cold? Can it be absolutely cold and still survivable? Just as the heat of a cigarette butt is not as dangerous… Read more…

Millionth Planting


The Kingdom of Man convinced the Kingdom of Plants that his opposable thumb is what made him superior to all other animals. The Kingdom of Plants produced the Leaf Cacti as a result.

Post DigitoCoital Letdown


Summation of the Steam video game presentation hellhole as follows is why  I’m not particularly interested in Steam Machines or SteamVR or Steam Controllers. What a waste of time. iTunes is pretty shit, too. All these builds are bad. At… Read more…

A Job For The Tiller


There is a huge difference between anecdotal beurocracy and rampant totalitarianism. If they did it all to just ONE PERSON at a time, though, a whole race could be wiped out ad infinitum. If they did it to EVERYONE at… Read more…