Archive for June 2014

The Bitter Butter Battle


First I would kick sand at your legs to get you to go away. When you came back to bother me, I would throw mud at your chest. If you persisted, I would fling my feces at you. If that didn’t deter you,… Read more…

King of the Hill


  There are three models of universal doctrine on the formation of physical structures: one which is accretionary, one which is dissipatory, and one which is chaotic. In other words, things can naturally attract to one another and stick together in order… Read more…