Tag Archive for NSFW

Be Somebody


Asexually reproducing organisms conform to gender monotypes. Physiologically, sexually reproducing species conform to gender stereotypes. Modern media demands the viewer conform to gender 5.1 surround types.

What to Do, What to Do?


Coin-op video game arcades are gone. Co-op video gaming is dead. What now? I suppose the entire industry is moving towards auto-erotic asphyxiation as a means of passing the time. I’ll just stick tight to my cigarettes and call myself… Read more…

Current Events: Media Dearth


If you’re unsatisfied with your video download options, try downloading additional media players and codecs, like DivX, VideoLan’s VLC player, the K-Lite package (R.I.P Kazaa), and Matroska. It might open up new media for your perusal. If a movie seems… Read more…

Study Break


The systems of equations written on these lovely physics students’ backs appear complex enough to warrant examination. Let’s attempt to expand and define the variables fully and study some solutions, without getting distracted. The first diagram on the left, inscribed on the back… Read more…

Ultraviolence


First person shooters are the perfect introduction to cinematography and direction. If you haven’t played one and want to explore the world of cinema without a fixed camera, give it a try. The freedom of vision is dizzying if all… Read more…

Reap What You Know


What are the numbers for the monthly Cheeto harvest? Have we run out of styrofoam waste product yet? If we’re low on powdered cheese it’s not the end of the world. Just send out the nanobots to harvest it from… Read more…