Tag Archive for Humor

I’ll Just See Myself Out


1: Knock knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Chicken. 2: Chickin who? 1: Chicken shoe. 1. Guess what? 2. Chicken Butt. 1. Guess why? 2. Chicken thigh. 1. Guess where? 2. Chicken hair. 1. U a chicken, bro? 2. No, u?

Navigation Halp!


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Git Frum It Wat U Can


For the modern writer, metaphors are a risky gamble. Best writing is realest writing. Suffixes, affixes, synonyms, phobonyms (words that sound different), curt allegories, and root words are all more resilient.

Attack of the Tags!


Run for your lives! They’re everywhere!

Be Somebody


Asexually reproducing organisms conform to gender monotypes. Physiologically, sexually reproducing species conform to gender stereotypes. Modern media demands the viewer conform to gender 5.1 surround types.

“So, what do you want for dinner?”


Remember, if you like it, don’t eat it. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. Just don’t eat it, I guess.

Quantum Computing Completeness Entaglement


If police crime labs ever use quantum computers to determine who should be taken in, they will always bring in ALL suspects with ALL charges against them, and presume that they are both innocent AND guilty for trial purposes, no… Read more…

Your Daily Dose of Heresy


I believe in a Creator, I just haven’t read The Bible. I’ve kind of cheated on my atheistic vows though, because I know so many people who HAVE read The Bible, along with all it’s spinoffs and fanfics. That means I… Read more…

A Word From Your Robot Overlords


A lot of grammar mistakes on Renaissance Musings were fixed this morning and some content was added. If you can tell me exactly what was changed, you’re probably looking too hard (with monitoring devices), but I’m happy you’re still reading and… Read more…