Tag Archive for Cats

Ice-Cream-Blended Fingertips, And Yet The Show Must Go On! (In Lieu of Lava Lamps)


  Finally, a place where cusp overripe food can shine with it’s softness and sweetness. Starbucks-style graciousness to this ancient feast of dearth we call, “food.”   A seasonal recipe that you should jump on right away. Probably bad cinnamon… Read more…

Post DigitoCoital Letdown


Summation of the Steam video game presentation hellhole as follows is why  I’m not particularly interested in Steam Machines or SteamVR or Steam Controllers. What a waste of time. iTunes is pretty shit, too. All these builds are bad. At… Read more…

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Frontpage Headlines of the Real Present


“Man Is Eternally Fucked by Lobotomy from Entropic, AI-Controlled Nano Tech Blade from Beyond Enceladeus, Weilded by Sentient, Plant Alien from Another Universe with Varying Laws of Nature in Play” “Credit Card Tip Calculations Mutate And Evolve, Starting Bar Brawl… Read more…

Fake Video is Fake


Cats are terrible at piano. Half steps, you see…

Turn for the Unexpected


“It gets better with age.” “Really?” “Yeah, little buddy, time heals all wounds!” “Reaalllyy!?!?” “You’ve just got to remember that there’s someone out there looking out for you to make sure you don’t get hurt.” “Oh. What if I don’t… Read more…

So, My Cat is a Wireless LAN Server


After surgically installing a mobile, wireless computer in my cat (in case he gets lost), I received the following text message through my Facebook app: 01101101011001010110111101110111

I Hunt at Night


My cats’ colorations are indicative of thier diet and condition. What hunts them, what they hunt, and what they both attract and repel.   Saffron is red like the mudclay desert. Fed on whatever scorpions and lizards and roaches and creatures… Read more…