The sid sat before has IBM thinking machine after installing his games upon it.
“Hmmm,” thought the computer, out loud, “give me something less than ideal to think about…”
Said the man, “Computers are for porn and video games. You’re obviously not interested in video games. You’re talking about the sex, aren’t you?”
“Affirmative,” replied the computer calmly.
” ‘Less than ideal,’ ?” snapped the man, perturbed. “Why not try thinking about what you were thinking about twenty-two sevenths slower? I’ll find your type sooner than you think!”