It’s the End of the World and We Know It

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All these places we hear about in the media that are ostensibly so great, and wonderful to live in, and full of personal freedoms and wonder are probably hellscapes.

The German autobahn? Wartorn racehole.

The Swedish socialist experiment? 6 feet of snow in summer.

The Jamaican music scene? Desert island.

Free love and free drugs in the Netherlands? Life in a swamp.

Don’t trust all those people who tell you that their shit don’t stink. You’re probably just being subjected to powerful tourism industries that want you to settle some of the worst places on the planet.

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