I Am Feeling FAT and SASSY

mars and earth

Today is brought to you by the quantity 1/3 G. Go on a diet, Mother Earth. Be more like Mars. Or maybe, you know, try spinning slower.

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  1. Anyone who asks to be sent to Mars is going to be delivered unto Pluto.

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