Dividual Hypothesis

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If a person was cut into little pieces, could the person then collect multiple disability checks? Say, for example, I got cut in half and both halves survived thanks to resuscitation. Would I get two payouts, one for each half? Would your answer be the same if we hypothesized that these halves were living in different area codes with different jobs and social security numbers? If so, quick, give me a toe. There’s a chance we could do some artificial respiration and get rich.

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Yeah, but Walter…

Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…

The Big Lebowski - Toe

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