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Here is a video of THE PASTAFARIAN.

To allay the disgruntlement of those shamed by the censored nude form, the recipe for The Pastafarian is as follows:
Ingredients – Boiling water filled with Middle Eastern medium grain rice, Far Eastern shortgrain rice, Quinoa, Lentils, Orzo, Spaghetti, Kosher salt, Magi cube, Peppercorns, White Pepper, Allspice, Cumin seeds, Olive oil, Bay leaf, 8 various noodle seasoning packets, Water.
Directions – Fill a large pot 3/4 of the way with water and bring to a simmer. Add the rice and noodles and grains, then bring to a boil. Boil for 5-10 minutes, or until everything is al dente. Add the seasoning, and then reduce to simmer until everything is chewably soft. Remove the contents of the water with a sieve into another pot to catch the liquid, and then rinse the contents in the sieve with cold water in from the sink.
Service – Serve as a soup, by placing the noodle nest in a bowl and ladeling some broth over it. Serve as a wet nest of Pastafarian goodness. If serving a nest, you may reserve the juice for the next time you make the dish, or maybe turn it into a sauce or gravy for your dish.
100% of flavor sucked out before I could even try it.
Happy sad Nazi day.
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