Crusty Old Lies

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Facial Recognition software is a total crash market because of phenotypal selective breeding, surgery, material coating, and interracial recognitional incomprehension. Fingerprinting is a total crash market because of skin engraving. DNA testing is a total crash market because of pre and post testing biological sample transfers and genetic drift. Audio recognition is a total crash market because of dialect training, language switching, corpus fabrication, and biological and technological vocal reproductions. GPS tracking is a total crash market because of spoofing, pinging, routing, competetive networks, and hacking. Visual record scanning is a total crash market because of record splicing, artificially generated video images, costumes, counter-vibrational ejective masking, and insecurity. Historical records are a total crash market because of non-factual insertions and deletions. Scent analysis is a total crash market because of pheremonal spraying. Physiological hearing tests are a total crash market because of inner ear reconstruction, vocal cavity deterioration. Emotional recognition is a total crash market because of induction and removal of emotional play. Direct interioral intellectual extraction and impression is a total crash because of data loss and uncrackable biological encryption. Radio carbon dating is a total crash because of chaotic nature of particle incidence and non locality and non-repeatability of particle interactions and decay rates in a historical capacity. Archaeological evidence is a total crash market because the placement and movements of evidence are often inconsistent and matter is often shifted after placement within and without the specimen.
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